A Reminder

I am so shy that whenever I go out, I will bring a black plastic bag along to cover my face. Sometimes people will look at me shockingly. "What the hell is wrong with this guy??!!" I can see the expression in their faces. But they do not know exactly that they can't see me, but yes, I can actually see them. Sometimes I make faces. They will never know! It is fun, I'm telling you. The feeling is as fun as a sampan ride from Pulau Ubin to Sentosa.

Alternatively, if I do not have a bag, I will walk with my head downward and eyes upward. I have no idea how it looks like. And how I do it, I do not really know. I will try as little as possible to lift up my head. I dont really like to look at humans. Females are alrite. And I heard they love shy men like me. HAHA! I may not be handsome but I have a great hidden personality like Leftenan Adnan.