Friday, March 21, 2008
This whole post will be in English. Yes Sir! In English! Not American-English, nor simple English. It will be in British-English! Yes you idiot. chey. So bare with me, cause it will make you melt from head to toe. Ewah ewah ok merepek.
Why is it called English?
You asked me why? Are you dumb? You dont even know why its called that? You must be kidding. You should join the American Funniest Home Videos. hehe nah... actually it came from English people. English people are white people. White people? Like Patrick Oliver and David Jonathan. chey nama sembarang. You can catch them all over Europe. You can too in Singapore. Not many, a few. Maybe two to three. We Malays call them Mat Salleh. Oh Salleh? Yes he is white and he lives below me. He is friendly and he doesnt speak English!! Ohhh, maybe that is the different Mat Salleh. A replica of the real Englishman.So dont be surprise. Below is an example.
Local: Hey Mat Salleh!! How is it going?
Him: Nice day wasn't it. Salleh? How did you know my name?
Local: Mat Salleh is hot and sexy.
Him: *Oh yeah*
Absolutely rubbish. I used to be afraid of them. I dont know why. Maybe because they are white and Im not. HAHA! But my mum always says that they are humans too. Do not be afraid of them. Nothing special and it made my brain thinks. YES! SHE IS RIGHT. They are just like us. Normal people. And so everytime I see them, my fears fade away. I will treat them as my friends, nicely and friendly. " Hey whats up you white people doing here? This is not your country..." And usually I end up kena beaten like a cockroach.
Anyway my internet is fast. I like it. The speed is as fast as a paralyzed turtle. I will go to bed right after I get this done. This is all a test. Test Test Test. Like O levels.
WHAT AM I AFRAID OF?
Many many things. GOD, especially. Height!! Yes! Afraid of dark(haha i know its nonsense), afraid of anger controlling me and last of all, rollercoaster rides and that sort of things. Im so scared that I dont even take any at whatever place be it Escape Theme Park or what. Fuyooo.. very2 scared since I was young. Eh no, when I was young, I used to be hyper. Hyper like power ranger! I love red ranger, he got that powerful sword. Feewit, respect sama lu lah red ranger! chey karot. haha ok back to the rides at Theme Park, I will never take any. I remember I took the Viking Ship, yes I vomitted. Sudah rabak muntah mcm crazy pig. But I kept cool and swallow it back. hehe
Ahh yes, I got phobia of the sea. I once drowned. Only He knows how I felt. hehe scary moments like scary movie 3. OK honestly Im not a swimmer. And now I rarely swim. What for? Waste time only. I rather eat a chocolate full of ants than swim. chey. Yes the next big thing is I really2 cannot watch people falling down. For instance, chey instance seh. HAHA. Lets say at the tv there is a stunt show. And that guy falls down hard. I will quickly close my eyes. Haha so mengarot I know, no need to tell me. I just cannot watch. It reminds me of myself exactly. I had my left arm broken for 2 times, same spot, same pain. hehee. The second one was worse. My bones came out. Hole in the middle. Internal bleeding. Kau..terror rite? This is what I call the next Red Ranger!
Too many phobias, too many nonsense. Enjoy. Time to sleep, good nite. I love you. You love me. We are happy family. oh Yeah Yeah
Anyway I did something just now here for fun.
http://www.quizbox.com/personality/test82.aspx
Why is it called English?
You asked me why? Are you dumb? You dont even know why its called that? You must be kidding. You should join the American Funniest Home Videos. hehe nah... actually it came from English people. English people are white people. White people? Like Patrick Oliver and David Jonathan. chey nama sembarang. You can catch them all over Europe. You can too in Singapore. Not many, a few. Maybe two to three. We Malays call them Mat Salleh. Oh Salleh? Yes he is white and he lives below me. He is friendly and he doesnt speak English!! Ohhh, maybe that is the different Mat Salleh. A replica of the real Englishman.So dont be surprise. Below is an example.
Local: Hey Mat Salleh!! How is it going?
Him: Nice day wasn't it. Salleh? How did you know my name?
Local: Mat Salleh is hot and sexy.
Him: *Oh yeah*
Absolutely rubbish. I used to be afraid of them. I dont know why. Maybe because they are white and Im not. HAHA! But my mum always says that they are humans too. Do not be afraid of them. Nothing special and it made my brain thinks. YES! SHE IS RIGHT. They are just like us. Normal people. And so everytime I see them, my fears fade away. I will treat them as my friends, nicely and friendly. " Hey whats up you white people doing here? This is not your country..." And usually I end up kena beaten like a cockroach.
Anyway my internet is fast. I like it. The speed is as fast as a paralyzed turtle. I will go to bed right after I get this done. This is all a test. Test Test Test. Like O levels.
WHAT AM I AFRAID OF?
Many many things. GOD, especially. Height!! Yes! Afraid of dark(haha i know its nonsense), afraid of anger controlling me and last of all, rollercoaster rides and that sort of things. Im so scared that I dont even take any at whatever place be it Escape Theme Park or what. Fuyooo.. very2 scared since I was young. Eh no, when I was young, I used to be hyper. Hyper like power ranger! I love red ranger, he got that powerful sword. Feewit, respect sama lu lah red ranger! chey karot. haha ok back to the rides at Theme Park, I will never take any. I remember I took the Viking Ship, yes I vomitted. Sudah rabak muntah mcm crazy pig. But I kept cool and swallow it back. hehe
Ahh yes, I got phobia of the sea. I once drowned. Only He knows how I felt. hehe scary moments like scary movie 3. OK honestly Im not a swimmer. And now I rarely swim. What for? Waste time only. I rather eat a chocolate full of ants than swim. chey. Yes the next big thing is I really2 cannot watch people falling down. For instance, chey instance seh. HAHA. Lets say at the tv there is a stunt show. And that guy falls down hard. I will quickly close my eyes. Haha so mengarot I know, no need to tell me. I just cannot watch. It reminds me of myself exactly. I had my left arm broken for 2 times, same spot, same pain. hehee. The second one was worse. My bones came out. Hole in the middle. Internal bleeding. Kau..terror rite? This is what I call the next Red Ranger!
Too many phobias, too many nonsense. Enjoy. Time to sleep, good nite. I love you. You love me. We are happy family. oh Yeah Yeah
Anyway I did something just now here for fun.
http://www.quizbox.com/personality/test82.aspx
This is what I got, I will show 2 of the results only.
Your view on yourself:
You are down-to-earth and people like you because you are so straightforward. You are an efficient problem solver because you will listen to both sides of an argument before making a decision that usually appeals to both parties.
Who is your true self:
You are mature, reasonable, honest and give good advice. People ask for your comments on all sorts of different issues. Sometimes you might find yourself in a dilemma when trapped with a problem, which your heart rather than your head needs to solve.
Ehh mcm paham je tu website. Tapi mcm betol je. HAH eh aku sungguh gembira. Senyuman di muka nanti bila aku tido. Bye aku suka korang semua.
# posted by Aidil @ 12:21 am 
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